Tuesday, May 6, 2008

The Sexy Truth


Three women, one engaged, one married and one mistress are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. They come up with a great plan and that night they all three wear black leather bras and panties, stiletto heels, and a mask over their eyes.

A few days later they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman says, "The other night my boyfriend came over and he found me in my new outfit and said "You are the love of my life. I love you." Then we made love all night long."

The mistress said, "Me, too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing my outfit under a raincoat. When I opened the coat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night."

The married woman explained, "I sent the kids to stay at my mom's hour for the night. When my husband came home, I was wearing my outfit and as soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"